Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The difference between men and women...

I received this email this morning and it was too good that I just have to share it. Come on... you know it is SOOO True!

� If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
� If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .

� When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each
throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.
� When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

� A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
� A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need but it's on sale.

� A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
� The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

� A woman has the last word in any argument.
� Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

� A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
� A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

� A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
� A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

� A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
� A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

� A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
� A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

� Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
� Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

� Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
� A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Hope this gave you at least a little chuckle this morning... now have a Wonderful Day!


  1. Thanks Angela, I did have a laugh! Scary how much of that is true.:)

  2. AnonymousMay 04, 2011

    Thanks for posting that. I've got my laugh for the day.

  3. Thanks for sharing...very true.
    Hugs Dawn x

  4. I especially chuckled with the last "observation" about children

  5. Too funny. I passed this one on.

  6. So true!! And thanks for the laugh!!!

  7. So true and very funny.

  8. Some funny yet true ones there....I think I'll forward it to my husband.

  9. Too funny. I read them to my husband. Thanks for posting!

  10. thank you, definitely made me giggle!

  11. So funny because it's so true! Thanks for the laugh.

    Jennifer :)

  12. Reading down your list I said "Yes!" in appreciative acknowledge of similar favorites. You really compiled a ace collection of tunes.

  13. I was reading blogs of note and I am so happy I stumbled across your blog...the "OFFSPRING" one made me laugh out loud which was a perfect ending to a witty, but very true list

  14. Wow, I am so impressed with your blog - I just came across it, and have gone through WAY more pages than I care to admit. ;)

  15. "Hope this gave you at least a little chuckle this morning"

    haha. Can't fight the urged to laugh. Women and men are two different species, each having both strength and weaknesses, that's why they are perfect for each other. Opposite attracts, eh.

    Cathy@digitizing service


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