� If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
� If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .
� When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each
throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.
� When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
� A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
� A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need but it's on sale.
� A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
� The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
� A woman has the last word in any argument.
� Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
� A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
� A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
� A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
� A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
� A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
� A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
� A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
� A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
� Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
� Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
� Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
� A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Hope this gave you at least a little chuckle this morning... now have a Wonderful Day!