The difference between men and women...

I received this email this morning and it was too good that I just have to share it. Come on... you know it is SOOO True!

NICKNAMES

� If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,

they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

� If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately

refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .

EATING OUT

� When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each

throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.

None of them will have anything smaller and none will

actually admit they want change back.

� When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

� A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

� A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't

need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

� A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,

shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

� The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

� A woman has the last word in any argument.

� Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

� A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

� A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

� A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

� A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

� A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

� A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

� A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

� A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

� Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

� Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

� Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.

She knows about dentist appointments and romances,

best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

� A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Hope this gave you at least a little chuckle this morning... now have a Wonderful Day!